Inbox Adventures
Have you ever read any of the messages in your spam folder?
If so, you’ve probably “inherited” millions of dollars too.
Ever wonder what would happen if you responded?
I decided to find out…
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From: BARRISTER JERRY MADUISE LAGOS-NIGERIA
Subject: STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
Dear Walia
I crave your indulgence as I contact you in such a surprising manner. I want you to bear in mind that this is not a hoax mail. But I respectfully insist you read this mail carefully as I am optimistic it will open door for unimaginable financial reward for both of us.
I am BARRISTER JERRY MADUISE,the personal attorney to late Patrick Walia a foreigner and an oil merchant here in Nigeria,herein shall be refered as my client. On the 21st of October, my clients were involved in a ghastly auto accident along Shagamu Express Road. Unfortunately,all occupants of the vehicle lost their lives,Since then I have made several enquiries to to locate my late client’s extended Relatives. After several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet to locate any member of his family. I am contacting you about the money left behind by my late client before they get confisicated by the bank where this huge amount US5.5million is lodged.
The bank has issued me notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within 21 days. Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the the relatives for over 4years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin so this US5.5 million can be transferred into your account.
All I require is your honest co-operation and confidentiality to see this deal through,I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Thanks and God Bless.
BARRISTER JERRY MADUISE
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Dear Barrister Maduise:
I have been craving the indulgence of your next non-hoax mail since the arrival of this message today. It shocks and amazes me that you knew Patrick Walia so well. Your client’s ghastly accident is sad indeed, but I am quite pleased about the 5.5 million dollars. It would be my greatest pleasure to meet you and collect this payment in cash. Can you arrange a flight for me?
Thanks and God Bless,
Dr. Paul Walia, MD
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Dear Walia
Thank you very much for your kind interest and willingness to support and assist me in this mutual business. All i need from you is your assistance to liberate this $5.5m out of Nigeria in order not to be considered unclaimed fund.
Actually this transaction is real and 100% risk free and does not Relate to any breach of law or proceed from drugs.
I hope you would not betray me,i must give you my trust. It is worth 50% commission of this fund,i believe.Like i stated in my proposal, i will like you to provide your bank details as follows,
1. YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS.
2. YOUR BANK NAME.
3. BANK ADDRESS.
4. ACCOUNT NUMBER.
5. BENEFICIARY’S NAME.
As soon as i receive the above mentioned information i will put you in place as the next of kin to my late client. But if you are not comfortable to give out your personal account information to someone you dont know,should open a new bank account specifically for this transaction.
These process will be accomplished within 10 working days and the fund will be transferred into your bank account immediately. The very good thing about this transaction is that it will be done in a very proper and legal manner,
Most important thing,you should never disclose the nature of this business to any body even to your best friend because i dont want this business to be exposed. I am expecting your banking details as stated above so that I will submit it to the appropriate department for the processing in your favor and the transfer of the $5.5M into your account. The bank is only waiting for the account number where the US5.5million will be transferred into,I am waiting for the bank details immediately so that I will advise you on what to do next.
Thanks and God bless.
BARRISTER JERRY MADUISE
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Dearest Jerry:
Your kindness in this matter has touched my heart in a deep way. As someone from the beautiful city of Africa, you might not be aware that US 5.5 Million is a great deal of money. It will prove very useful as I pursue my dreams of entering the sanitation industry. You seem trustworthy, so I have no problem sending all of my personal banking information. But, before doing so, I hope you can assist me in 2 areas:
- First, you mentioned not disclosing this to my best friend. But she and I are very close. Do you think it would be ok if she shared in this joyous occasion? Her name is Ivana Tinkle and I assure you she will keep this most fortunate news between the 3 of us.
- Second, I must respectfully ask if your 50% commission is negotiable. I very much need to clear US 3.7 Million from this venture. If you accept these terms, I am willing to make you a full partner in my upcoming business ventures. Please consider. I feel quite confident it will prove to be an even greater windfall than this US 5.5 Million transaction.
Thank you once again for your beautiful words. I crave the indulgence of your next message.
Love and Blessings,
Dr. Paul Walia, MD
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Paul Walia,
Thanks once again for your email,please if you know you trust your friend and that she can never fail you kindly let her know .
On the issue of percentage ,that will not be a problem you can take 55% of the total sum but all i need is your full support and for you to comply with my instructions .
Please go ahead and furnish me with your bank information and your tel numbers now iam waiting for your mail urgently.
Thanks
jerry
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Dear Barrister Jerry:
I am overjoyed that the money will be coming soon. It is very hard for me to sleep at night. My days are spent imagining all the new things I can do with my life now. I plan to purchase many dream toys I have always wanted – like a gold pair of hiking boots and a pet leopard I will name Jerry (in your honor, of course). I have shared the news with Ivana Tinkle and she now also craves the indulgence of your messages. Before I furnish you with my information, please kindly remind me which bank details you need. Do you also need my debit card number and would it help to include the pin number?
Lovingly Yours,
Dr. Paul Walia, MD
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DEAR
I WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT I DO UNDERSTAND YOUR MAIL. I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU KNOW YOU ARE WILLING TO DO THIS BUSINESS WITH ME ,KINDLY DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO. FROM THE LOOK OF YOUR MAIL ,I NOW KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT READY TO ASSIST ME IN THIS PROJECT ,IF THAT IS TRUE PLEASE STOP PLAYING PRANKS AND TELL ME ,IAM NO LONGER A KID THAT YOU CAN BE TELLING KIDS STORY.
IAM A MAN OF MY WORD AND MY WORD IS MY BOND SO…………………………….
THANKS
JERRY
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Dear
I am truly sorry you misunderstood my letter. To be honest, I am simply having some doubts about this proposal. It almost seems like it might be too good to be true. Is it possible for you to send me a picture of yourself so that I can see who I am working with? It would make me feel so much better. I apologize for the inconvenience. Thank you for your understanding.
Deep Apologies,
Dr. Paul Walia, MD
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DEAR WALIA,
IAM WRITING TO INFORM YOU THAT WHAT WE NEED IN THIS TRANSACTION IS TRUST ,IF YOU DO NOT TRUST ME ,HOW CAN WE DO BUSINESS IF IN DEED YOU WANT TO HELP ME IN THIS PROJECT ,KINDLY FURNISH ME WITH YOUR BANK DETAILS AS I INSTRUCTED YOU IN MY LAST EMAIL. NOW OPEN A NEW BANK ACCOUNT AND SEND IT TO ME OK
AND REMEMBER TO SEND YOUR TEL NUMBERS SO THAT I CAN CALL YOU .
I ENCLOSE MY IDENTITY TO TELL OF MY HONESTY .
THANKS
JERRY
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DEAR WALIA,
I DID NOT HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN ,PLEASE UPDATE ME IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED OR NOT .
JERRY
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Dear Barrister Jerry:
First of all, I would like to comment on the fact that you are an extremely handsome man. Please understand that I don’t mean it in a sexual way. Although, that possibility may exist if we ever find ourselves together in the city of Africa. Regardless, you definitely look trustworthy. Most importantly, you have a kind face and an honest heart. Thank you for providing your barrister certification letter. It is clearly the most official of all documentation. Ivana Tinkle and I are impressed with your achievements. Please remind me again which banking information you need. I have photocopied my American Express card for your convenience as well. I will include it in our next communication. We are ready to complete this transaction in the next 72 hours. This is very exciting.
Love and Blessings,
Paul, MD
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Dear walia,
Please forget about this transaction ok
Thanks
Jerry
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Jerry, it was fun. Take it easy on the scams, ok?
P.S. Do you still need my bank information?